"Off all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is force of habit. Gravity is easy-peasy by comparison.
"Can we have fun in Iceland?" said the Alderman. "How do you feel about fish?" "Can't abide fish." "Not Iceland, then. I believe it's very hard to have fun in Iceland without fish being involved in some way."
"New York, New York." "Why did they name it twice?" "Well, they ARE Americans. I suppose they wanted to be sure."
Nobby: "'E's fighting in there!" Vimes: "All by himself?" Nobby: "No, with everyone!"
The dragon was an intelligence that had already been long basted in guile and marinated in cunning by the time a group of almost-monkeys were wondering whether standing on two legs was a good career move
Sybil Ramkin: "Can't we do something for the poor man?" Nobby: "I could kick him in the bollocks for you if you like, m'lady."
"Vampires are very anal-retentive, you see?"
"I shouldn't like meeting one that was the opposite," said Nanny.
"The trouble is, I can explain it in Dog but you only listen in Human."
Victor: "Can you read?" Gaspode: "Dunno. Never tried."
"I hate it when people go around being calm and reasonable at me."
Dean: "I was saying that we didn't know the meaning of the word 'sex' when we were young." Poons: "That's true. That's very true. Did we ever, mm, find out, do you remember?"
haha o plako me behet qejfi qe qeke dhe ti fan i prachett...eshte komedian babaxhan vertet....jam perpjek me gjet pdf APF (anotated pratchett file) por te gjitha linqet me dalit unavailable(prej isp-ve tona te shkerdhyme me siguri)...shif ne mund te me ndimosh.
per paralelizem te sugjeroj George Carlin...eshte disi me cinik dhe goxha me psikopat.... si amerikan qe eshte :) po ja vle totalisht se esht shum i dhim
e pash kerkesen e pashe,...se kam une ate ne pdf plako....pse si fut nje te printuar ashtu html? ja po kontrolloj njehere kur te shkoj ne shpi,....po e gjeta po e download dhe po e postoj ketu
ej pronaro, sa per ate punen e shpates nje porosi nga Mark Twain:
The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him.
keshtu pra kujdes nga taka e kepuces ....hihihihihihi
nejse, le ti leme shpatat , takat dhe Mark Twainin menjane po ti permbahemi temes:
-"That's right, " he said. "We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am".
-His philosophy was a mixture of the famous schools- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicurians - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink".
"The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to".
-"Slave is an Ephebian word. In Om we have no word for slave" said Vorbis "So i understand", said the Tyrant "I imagine that fish have no word for water"
-"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish".
"All philosophers had the same look on their faces, they looked like constipated. It wasn't that they were thinking too hard but they really were constipated".
"When he jumped out of the bathtub, running naked on the streets and screaming EUREKA, nobody was interested on what he had found but why he was naked"
What sort of person writes about a circular world on the back of a giant star turtle supported by four elephants? And what sort of a mind then, asks the question...So what sex is this turtle?
From the preface of the latest Discworld novel "The Monstrous Regimen":
-"War has come to Discworld...again. And sometimes- in war as in everything else---the best man for the job is a woman."
